stoned like a biblical whore

kelsey. virgo. california

u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

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flowerfrick:

cosmo sex tip #367: when you’re in the mood, tell your partner “my spidey senses are tingling”

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